Wow, it's been a bit since I last updated, but some decent shit has happened. Not anything fucked up...well too fucked up that is. Week before last was spring break, had an awesome time. A good friend of mine and I drove out to Colorado for the week. Let me tell you, that fucking drive sucks. 16 hours of driving time, plus another 1-2 hours for food and gas stops; 18 hours on the road, and over half that just in Kansas alone, I hate that fucking state. If a nuke was to drop on Kansas, I wouldn't be sad, I'd be happy, because then I'd have a reason to go around it. Anyways, break consisted mostly of eating fast food and drinking as much beer as humanly possible, but it also included some tourist activities such as: Royal Gorge Bridge, Garden of the Gods, Manitou Springs, and most importantly, the Coors Brewery in Golden. That was one of the best parts of the whole trip. Free beer at the end of the tour, and then a hop skip and a jump to several bars after that...drunker than monkies we decided to drive the half hour up to Boulder, where the University of Colorado is to see if we can hook up with any hippy college chicks. Nope, let me just say, that as far as the bars in Boulder are concerned, there was a whole 10 people at the bars we went to. No one was out, so we said fuck that, and drove an hour and a half (still drunk mind you) all the way back to Colorado Springs, only to hit up the liquor store before we got back to the hotel. I was surprised that neither one of us either got nailed for a public intox or a DUI the whole time we were out there. Now St. Paddy's Day was rather interesting. Driving around Colorado Springs, in a BMW, blasting Flogging Molly out the window got us some rather strange looks, but I didn't give a shit. If they're not Irish like me, then fuck 'em! Went to a bar called the Dublin House (which wasn't the best pub in town, that honor goes to Jack Quinn's right off of Tejon in downtown C-Springs. If you're ever there, I highly recommend it.) and proceeded to drink our happy asses off. After about 4 hours, 4 pitchers of green beer a piece, and 6 Irish Car Bombs, my buddy nailed our waitress in their bathroom, and supposedly I got a random slump buster, however I have no memory of this, so who really knows (I didn't find this out until the day after) but in our state we decided to call it an early night (it was around 9 and we had to be on the road back to Indiana in the morning), but we stopped by a liquor store on the way back to the hotel and got more Guiness, Jameson, and Bailey's and continued the party in the hotel room, even inviting some high school senior girls who were there for a basketball tournament to come party just for the hell of it. The girls didn't show up, but it was all good. We left the next day and that was that. Spent way too much money, but it was worth it for the fun we had. Anyways, back to school for me, one more fucking semester provided the school doesn't dick me over. Should that happen, look for my name in the papers...